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It's Nilesy! Parody of Prince Ali from Aladian.Notch: Hey! Have you heard we found our brother.
Yes you.
Get this through.
You’re a bright new sun.
Oh Come!
Believe what you can’t with your two eyes!

Herobrine: (Saying kind of Sarcastic): Notch says,
“Here he comes!
Sound chimes! Start the hums!
You won’t believe your eyes.”

Notch: It’s Nilesy, Overworld god,
Our youngest brother.
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!

Nilesy: I don’t understand what’s going on,
Help me get out of this song

Herobrine: Sorry kid but you can’t ever leave.

Notch: It’s Nilesy,
Mighty is he!
The Overworld king.
Strong as ten regular men,
The Monkey Bomb 's SongRemember when you hit the box
and tried to get a gun
but then to your dismay
All you got was me?
Well,
You took me anyhow
and hit the box again
and tried to get something better but you failed
And
Please don't throw me away
Ooh, ooh
Please don't throw me away
Ah, ah
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Throw me across the room
to sing my song and then go boom
and then while I sacrifice my life while you run away and don't even say thanks
Please don't throw me away
Ooh Ah!

You thought I was a joke
And so you laughed, you laughed!
As you threw me anyway
and watched me just explode
Right?
You know its true, I saw it too
You laughed you laughed and laughed
and
Cat TipperGot a good reason
For meowing an easy shout out
Got a good reason
For meowing an easy shout out now
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

She's a big villain
She pushed me half of the way
She's a big villain
She pushed me half of the way now
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

Tried to reason
But she won't listen to logic
Tried to reason
But she won't listen to logic
She was a cat tipper
An evil human yeah
It too me so long to meow out, and I meowed out

Cat tipper, yeah
Feline FeudMy cat says he's evil
Your cat says he's good
Let us put our cats together
And end this feline feud!
Wreck It Ralph Lyrics: Turbo (Alejandro Parody)
I know who I am and I know what you did to me, And I’m not going to live like this anymore, Turbo

I’ve got both hands in my pockets, Sitting on top of the peppermint tree
Starring at the place I used to call home, still can’t believe that they don’t remember a thing
You know that I loathe you, boy
Hot like a Tamale, rejoice
At this point I’ve seen through your ruse, You’re gonna lose!

Don't call my name, don't call my name, King Candy
I'm not a glitch, I'm not a glitch, Turbo
Just suck it up, and leave my game
‘Cause now I rule this Sugar Rush
Don't call my name, don't call my name, King Candy or
They're Coming to Take Me Away ParodyThey Are Coming to Take Me Away Parody for Edward Richtofen (RQ for xtheznotecstasy)
[Insert Better Title Here]

Remember when we first met,
And you got on your knees and begged,
For mercy please,
You didn't want to die?
Well,
I killed you anyhow and then,
Things got worse and worse,
And then I took her dog
And then I killed her dad,

And now,

She's trying to take me away, ha-ha,
She's trying to me away, ho ho,
Hee-hee-haa-haa
To the afterlife,
Where things are terrible all the time
And I'll be sad to see that
Ugly little brat in her dirty blue dress and
She's trying to take me away, ha-ha!

You thought it was a joke
and so
Epic Rap Battles of Animation Flynn Vs. HiccupEpic Rap Battles of Animation #2
Flynn Rider Vs. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
BEGIN!

Flynn:
They say your daddy is the big boss,
well you must be what's left.
Come over to the castle some time,
and I'll teach you how to dress.
So you saved your whole tribe,
and suddenly you're bragin'?
I bet it wasn't that hard
with your puppy dog dragon.

Hiccup:
Hey, at least I have a dragon, you have what,
a chameleon? A horse?
And that little routine you did
when you were stabbed was so forced.
I've seen better acting in a kid's puppet theater.
But, I guess that's what you get
from the big death cheater.
You're saying I'M bragy?
I'm gonna
Cat Song Compliation 1Cats cats cats, oh catly cats, cats cats cats cats
Go go kitten rangers- meow meow meow meow meow meow
Just meow it'll be okay
Meow meow meow, just meow
Tonight, we are cats
So let's climb a little higher
Cat nip makes us higher than pot
Dirty meowing the moonlight
Take me down like I'm a kitty cat
We are, we are, we are, we are
We are the crazy kitties
I don't want to say you were the cat that got away
The cat that got away
Cat pon de replay
Hey Mr. Kitty can you turn the salmon up?
I meowed once now I wanna meow some more
Kittens have oooh the kittens have it
Kittens have it he's the cat I'm leaving you for
All the single kitties
You put y
It ain't no Microsoft, a love songHey sugar, I got somethin I wanna tell y'all.
Don't worry gurl, it's alright.
I ain't got no floppy-disk, just my mega-byte.

OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't no Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't, it ain't no Micro-Microsoft!

I look at you, ugh.
You look at me, yeah.
I've never met a girl that didn't know her way round IT!
But since we are together and we are alive,
how about I teach ya, teach ya how to touch my HARD-DRIVE.

OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
it ain't no Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft!
It ain't, it ain't no Micro-Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't no Microsoft!
OH.
It ain't no Microsoft,
It ain't, i
I was boredNew favorite song...

OH
THE DRAGONETS ARE COMINGGG
THEY'RE COMING TO SAVE THE DAYYYY
THEY'RE COMING TO FIGHT
FOR THEY KNOW WHATS RIGHT
THE DRAGONETS
HOORAY

/bored
I Got My Cat Set On YouI got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
But it's gonna take kittens
A litter of precious kittens
It's gonna take plenty of kittens
To do it right cat
It's gonna take meows
A whole lot of silly meows
It's gonna take purring and meows
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it right cat
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
I got my cat set on you
And this time I know it's real
The feline that I feel
I know if I put my tail too it
I know my claws can really do it!
But it's gonna take kittens
A litter of precious kittens
It's gonna take plenty of kitt
Minecraft Parody: Mi-ne CraftingEverybody is
Mi-ne Crafting (Wait, is that a Zombie behind you?)
I’m runnin’ as fast
as lightning (AHHHHH.....Oh)
Although the Creepers
are a little bit frightening (Little bit frightening)
It's the look of the Diamonds
that you're mining
It’s a Diamond in the Stone.
A Creeper in the cave.
You could make a work of art
if a mod would let us paint.
Now what would it take to break
a great big block of Stone?
A load of Dynamite
would go out with a bang.
Everybody is
Mi-ne Crafting (Wait, is that a Zombie behind you?)
I’m runnin’ as fast
as lightning (AHHHHH.....Oh)
Although the Creepers
are a little bit frightening (Little bit frightening)
It's the look of the Diamonds
that you're mining.
You are a miner,
let’s go find some Coal.
Maybe you could use
it to smelt some tools.
Then we could go and slay
some Zombies in the town.
Sometimes it can be weird
but you will rule the Blocks.
Everybody is
Mi-ne Crafting (Wait, is that a Zombie behind you?)
I’m r
More Than A FelineOver little mats his white socks tramp
He is a kitty, he is a scamp
Runs away from danger
He is a lone ranger

He is more than a feline
He is a son of mine

Bathing in the sun
He was the first one
Meows rarely
Hisses barely

He is more than a feline
He is a son of mine

This one fights all the time
He can be as sour as a lime
Claws out to fight
He meows day and night

He is more than a feline
He is a son of mine
Epic Rap Battles Of Animation Mavis VS RapunzelEpic Rap Battles Of Animation 1:
Mavis Dracula VS. Rapunzel
BEGIN!!!
Mavis:
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair,
oh please you make me wanna go puke in Johnny's underwear.
You think you're so brave,
gonna come up with some rhymes,
I'm gonna hurt you so bad,
not even your hair can save you in time.

Rapunzel:
Oh, look at daddy's little girl,
trying to rule on the mic,
at least I'm somebody that human beings will like.
Gothel always warned me about you people with fangs,
but what she forgot to tell me was that your rhymes were so lame.
Go back to your castle,
you pathetic shut in.
At least I can kiss and not have my father butt in.
Liberals BelieveDisclaimer: The following is a parody of "Book of Mormon's" I Believe poking fun of a few modern liberal ideologies. This doesn't point at any individual, and if you object to any than it's clear that your normal and not a bandwagoner of every liberal stance.

Bush was the President when I was a child, and he wasn’t near the best!
So what happened? My views started to lean more and more to the left!
So what happened? It was so very exciting…Obama became the president!
So my views are now on the left…what’s so wrong with that?
I know my political side is mightier…and I can’t have any doubt!

I believe&h
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The First Night You Left...The first night you left it was so painful, so hard.
I felt so alone, felt like I was in the dark.
The first night you left I was so confused, so mixed up.
I felt so deceived, so out of luck.
The first night you left I felt so sad, so depressed.
I felt like everything was so out of place, so messed.
The first night you left I realized this wasn't just a night terror...
But that you were really gone forever.

In memory of JC Gobeil *Died October 22nd 2010.
R.I.P JC I'll always miss you.
Invisible                                                              Invisible

Go ahead walk on by,
Pretend like I'm not alive.
It's okay I'm used to it by now.
Not like you've never done it anyhow.

I'm just another person to you,
Don't deny it because you know it's true.
You walk so tall, your head held high,
Keep acting like you're fly.

I always wonder why,
you pass by me and never bother to say hi.
Like I don't exist,
You walk right through me like I'm mist.
You don't notice me,
Until I fall apart and bleed.
So go ahead walk on by,
Remind me I'm still alive.
Why?                                                                  Me

Why do you always want me to be,
Someone else than me.
It seems like I have to hide,
Who I truly am inside.

Can't you just leave me be,
I just want to be me,
Can't you all just see,
This is who I want to be.

All of you "popular" people telling me how to act and how to dress,
But I'm sure your're not the best,
So don't tell me who I should be,
Or what I should look like,
Cause seriously this is my life.

Can't you all just leave me be,
I just want to be me,
Can't you all just see,
This is who I want to be.

I just want to be,
I just want to be,
I just want
I Know How It Feels...                                                    I know how it feels

I know how it feels to be down and want to cry,
To feel all broken up inside.
And to feel like no one understands this irritating feeling of no pride.
But I know exacly how you feel and how sad you are,
Just know that I'm not to far.
You can always count on me to help you through the rough times,
And to understand how you truly feel inside.

I know that you're sad,
I know that you're blue,
But one thing I want you to remeber,
Is that I'm always here for you.
And I'll always love you....
Empty Room                                                    Empty Room

This room is so dark and empty,
There is no one in here but me.
No matter how loud I scream,
It seems like people just don't hear me.

The doors are locked, the windows are seeled,
I'm stuck, imprisoned and all alone.
I wish that people could see,
That I just want to be me.
I don't want to be alone,
But if it's the

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My Vers. Of I Kissed A Girl

:iconsexy-ashley:

This was always the way I planned, the way I intended it to be,
I don't want to be mean, but I don't like to kiss someone with a wee-wee.

It's exacly what, I thought it would be, it's more comfortable kissing someone without feeling something hard against me.

I kissed a girl and I don't care, I just didn't want to kiss someone with facial hair.
I kissed a girl and I don't care, I'd love to see her in pink pretty underwear.

I moaned so loud, I felt so proud,
while I was picturing her bare, I kissed a girl and I don't care.
I don't care.

Yes I'm used to it by now, kissing a girl I mean, so tired of kissing cows, girls are so much more clean.

It's not like, this is new,
Not how most girls act,
My mind is already made,
Forever I shall obey.

I kissed a girl and I don't care, I just didn't wanna kiss someone with facial hair.
I kissed a girl and I don't care, I'd love to see her in pretty pink underwear.

I moaned so loud, I felt so proud,
While I was picturing her bare, I kissed a girl and I don't care.
I don't care.

Us girls we are so much better, In a car, on a couch or in a bed,
I love the way us girls can spread.

To good to, say no,
It's no big deal, it's brilliance.

I kissed a girl and I don't care, I just didn't wanna kiss someone with facial hair.
I kissed a girl and I don't care, I'd love to see her in pretty pink underwear.

I moaned so loud, I felt so proud,
While I was picturing her bare, I kissed a girl and I don't care.
I don't care.
:iconsexy-ashley:
A song I re-made for jay-tee :D
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~monomeggy Apr 24, 2013
itīs really good
and funny
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~Sexy-Ashley Apr 26, 2013
Thank you =)
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~silklilies Jul 12, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
this is the best :heart:
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Mood: Love ~Sexy-Ashley Aug 5, 2010
awh thanks haha :heart:
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Mood: Love ~brittneye12 May 13, 2010  Professional Photographer
Awesome!
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*Pickled-Poppy Mar 17, 2009  Student Writer
hay I really like this:)
Great sentiment :)
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~Sexy-Ashley Mar 17, 2009
thanks lol. glah you like it.
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~Emocinderella Feb 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
lol....wow....funny.
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~Sexy-Ashley Feb 13, 2009
thanks hun.. :D Glad you like it!
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